Pieter Spotted This Gamer Wet-Dream

Eric the Viking: My wife always tries to use sex to lure me away from Warcraft but that never works. These guys are hardkore like me!

Anon Spotted This T-Shirt

No, don’t touch her shirt! It’s a trap!
She’s very litigious…

-Joe Hawtness

Rich: Can I get some boxers with a Wiimote on them?

Anon Spotted This Comparison

Emkitteh: I don’t get what they mean about Chrome having little to offer in the bedroom. Help me out?

Sounds like someone really likes the incognito function.

Anon Spotted This Hottie

See China, if you get rid of Google this is what you’ll be missing out on.
-Joe Hawtness

isfahan: they do an amazing job of looking like hardcore nerds.. xD
seriously, noone of our physics department would beat them!

Arctic Spotted These Trekkies

I would think ‘paint clothing’ doesn’t breath very well…and may itch. Also, if this really was in the future they’d have pedal powered hover-bikes.
-Joe Hawtness

Dethduck: Before this site, I never knew how hot Star Trek could be. Thank you.

You Are Welcome.
Just so you know, that was my original mission statement.

Anon Spotted This WoW-Hottie

Has anyone else gotten, up opened their presents and then began to play video games all with out putting their clothes on? I hope so.

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Kirnya: [Hawtgirl] has earned the achievement [Drop Them All]!

Excellent!

AMGAMG look out! Spotted These Roguish Antics

Skitz: There can be only one Hoelander.

There was so much good stuff in the comments, but I have to say I didn’t see ‘Hoelander’ coming. In retrospect, I’m not sure why.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Desert Rat: I had shorts like his once. I think I was 12. And it was in the 1970’s.

Admit it…you still have them.

I know, I know…this isn’t WTF at all. But, I’m posting this to pose a query: Nerd Con models, do they serve a purpose other than to frustrate the throng of males, many of whom are quite awkward socially and barely able look one of these lovely ladies in the eyes? Do they drive up sales that much? Or, is their sole purpose to be hit on by the developers and creators that hired them in the first place?
My money is on the latter.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Thank you all for your excellent responses! I learned more about cons, costumes and the super-awesome ladies that attend them than I thought possible. During Cons I’m usually a barely functioning human due to the almost deadly amount of booze I’ve imbibed so that I to can deal with those teeming convention halls and the wondrous sundries they contain. Therefore I’ve been unable to reason this query out on my own.
-Joe Hawtness

Last Tuesday we announced this contest and in return you sent in some amazing submissions. These photos are a testament to the fact that being a nerd is no longer relegated to ginger high school boys with high fastening pants and pocket protectors. In fact, I’m pretty sure all of these women are way better at math than I am. (Mathmatics, by the bye, is the true measure of nerd awesomeness…I read that somewhere.) Anyway, it’s about time I crawl out of this lurid dungeon to go make myself a sammich.

Yours Truly,

Joe Hawtness

Heather: Best wedding invitation ever. I wonder if my fiance would let me do ours like that? Whatever… he’s a Blood Elf, like his vote counts.