She Just Dove Right In…
It’s been a little while since we’ve had Ronald McDonald antics grace the front page. What is it about that jolly, burger-hawking clown?
Cannedtoo: You can tell nothing about her face, and nothing about her body. You could put a pile of clothes in his lap and we’d still make the same comments.
Dammit Cannedtoo, you’re on to my game! Quickly minions, to the escape pods!
-Joe Hawtness
He’s lovin’ it.
Service with a smile
I’m loving it
I think it’s because he has that somehow stupid grin, that girls just want to give a sense to.
Supersize this, honey!
‘Hawking,’ not ‘hocking.’
Unless he’s pawning them for spare cash.
that cant be good for her health.. shes gonna get fat.. or get a heart attack.
Nah, she won’t. She doesn’t swallow. And if she does, she just does what she does with all the rest of her food…toss it back up. ;)
Nice ass!! Not creative, I know, but did you see that ass?
So original!
Happy Meal.
Now I know where the “special sauce” comes from…
so the wendys girl is turning tricks now
well at least shes got a happy meal from the king
but i doubt hell be thining outside the buns
http://hawtness.com/2009/09/15/wtf-girl-photo-wow-someone-really-likes-mcdonalds/
Need I say more?
Finger lickin good. Oh wait, thats KFC
Truth be told, I’m getting quite sick of these pictures. The statue ones are generally funny because of all the different statues, but all of the Ronald McDonalds are the same. Boring!
Yeah, but doesn’t it make you want to dress up like Ronald McDonald and sit on a bench ?
Took me two months to come up with that.
that comes to one sixty nine, extra for tip.
Cock full of puns! nice!
The making of a McFlurry…oreo cookies will come out later.
Both will make you gag !
It’s looks like she’s having a happy meal.
I KNOW IT SUCKED, BUT AT LEAST IT WASN’T THE 50th “I’m loving it” JOKE!
Yeah, but it was the THIRD “happy meal” joke.
Would you like fries with that?
(We already know that she did want to super-size it.)
We’re loving it.
Looks like someone’s hoping to get free McNuggets.
oh man she is pulling a president Bush in Japan….
Dear Joe Hawtness: It’s ‘cuz he’s always got a smile on his face, isn’t it?
damn boy.. i’m gonna start smilling now!
(is that lipstick thing necessary?)
Her McMuffin got wet, so she decided to give a Big N Tasty to his Big Mac. Pretty soon, he’ll spew his load of Hot Mustard all over her McNuggets.
dude… I’d so get behind that… make her the meat in the middle… and give ‘er some special sauce.
Is it all-beef that brings her back, or is she more of a special sauce fan?
I had a great comment for this, but then I remembered the word “umpteenth” and everything else just went away.
New item on the dollar menu.
no miss that isn’t the drive-tru window.
You can tell nothing about her face, and nothing about her body. You could put a pile of clothes in his lap and we’d still make the same comments.
Oh, and for all the feminists, we can tell nothing about her personality or intelligence either.
well actually, personality: she did the pose so tell me.
Intellingence: well the previous as well as, it’s been done before
Has anyone done a Quarter Pounder joke? No? Okay… looks like she ordered the Quarter Pounder! ZING!!
She can tell us if he really has sesame seed buns
Actually… She’s Asian. So “she’s rubin it.”
I really didn’t want to say it but, that is one hell of a Happy Meal…
you know, the look of his eyes can either mean he is surprised for very scared atm.
Are those tears of joy? Oh no it’s just the clown makeup
Looks like McDonalds now sells hot dogs.
Happy meal win
Matching stripes. Cute! Though with all that photos out there I’m considering about buying a red wig, applying face paint and sitting on a bench at McD …
Ronald ordered a shake and she delivered
I never knew they serve hotdogs at Mcdonalds.
April 10, 1995 — Mosiac, the first internet web browser, is lauched. May 7, 1995 — Java is released, allowing uploads of photos at a blazing 36K. May 8, 1995 — First Ronald McDonald BJ photo is uploaded.
tat is so wat an angle… btw, that gal got a hot ass
the smile suggests he has fun
Takes eating mcdonalds to a new level
wish mc donalds satisfied customers rather than staff :D