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Help! I’m Trapped By Vines!

WTF Girl Photo - Ugh I hate entangle.

Anon Spotted This Hottie

I’m not quite sure how the ivy crept up through the floorboards, but they should really talk to a contractor and see if he can get rid of that.

Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness

Favorite CommentTophoo: heheh- Joe hates “entangle”- way to expose yourself, D&D nerd! ;)

Oh No! You Caught me!…Oh wait, I run a website about silly ladies from my mom’s basement. Of course I play D&D.
-Joe Hawtness

36 Responses to “Help! I’m Trapped By Vines!”

  1. Skitz says:

    That’s what she gets for being on her back so much.

  2. Zip says:

    Sweet :)

  3. This chick’s bush is out of control!

  4. FrankN.Stein says:

    i can get rid ot those vines for her!

  5. Norm says:

    Is this what they mean by “Going Green”?

  6. Matt says:

    Girl needs a sandwich.

  7. Phil says:

    I got a sprinkler system she can try…
    It requires a lot of messing around to get it working right, and is kinda messy…but lots of women like it. I’ve seen a few drink from it as well…Give her my number 555-0yes.

  8. JSH says:

    She’s lucky, the wine didn’t watch Evil Dead.

  9. Mark says:

    very hot! i’d let her use my machete any time…

  10. Strider says:

    Couldn’t they have waited a bit to take this picture? The vines haven’t finished pulling her skirt off yet.

  11. lipton says:

    crop the photo, the animal-stained and trash-littered carpet in background is just nasty

  12. BoomerBOmb says:

    I’m feeling a little fern myself.

  13. Joebama says:

    I wonder what she looks like now that the leaves have fallen, and there’s a bit of nip in the air?

  14. wildernessjunkie says:

    I saw “The Ruins”, now she’s screwed.

  15. RoCkStAR says:

    Looks like lettuce. I get it! She’s trying to tame a wild bunny…

  16. Melissa says:

    Evil Dead reenactment: You’re doing it wrong.

  17. CannedToo says:

    Egads!!! I think it’s mistletoe!!!
    I wish it had been sprinkled around more evenly like candy-coated girl, but I would have concentrated my kisses on these areas naturally anyhow. ;)

  18. Me says:

    I have a feeling that her rash is not related to the ivy.

  19. tophoo says:

    heheh- Joe hates “entangle”- way to expose yourself, D&D nerd! ;)

  20. MadChad says:

    Careful…that looks like penis flytrap.

  21. MadChad says:

    I guess we’ll have to wait for her vine-ripened tomatoes.

  22. CannedToo says:

    Ten years ago, we’d never have seen pics like this. It’s times like this that I thank God for digital photography.

  23. MrSpkr says:

    Hmmm. Her purse doesn’t match her boots or accessories. Or didn’t anyone else notice?

  24. Al says:

    Kinda looks like hippie Princess Leia

  25. Taneer says:

    There’s a stain on the carpet in the top left of the screen.

    Apparently this was some kind of crazy plant-rape.

  26. slikky nikky says:

    Oh look, it’s Poison Ivy’s little sister.

  27. Zalroc says:

    ZOMG TENTACLE RAPE!!!

  28. -Redsands- says:

    I’d like to check her Olive Garden!

  29. TiPete says:

    Someone hand me the roundup please.

  30. Maria says:

    I hate when they pose upside-down, because you’re there thinking “god she’s hot hot hot HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!” and then you see her face and realize you’re a pedophile.

  31. Austin Miller says:

    Jumanji NOOOO!

  32. Joseph says:

    But how did she react when she realized she purposely wrapped herself in poison ivy?

  33. Ray says:

    get rid of it? i WANT vines that trap beautiful women in my house. when you get rid of it can i have it?

  34. meyou says:

    Does she go to an Ivy League school?

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