Help! I’m Trapped By Vines!

I’m not quite sure how the ivy crept up through the floorboards, but they should really talk to a contractor and see if he can get rid of that.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Tophoo: heheh- Joe hates “entangle”- way to expose yourself, D&D nerd! ;)
Oh No! You Caught me!…Oh wait, I run a website about silly ladies from my mom’s basement. Of course I play D&D.
-Joe Hawtness



That’s what she gets for being on her back so much.
Sweet :)
This chick’s bush is out of control!
i can get rid ot those vines for her!
Is this what they mean by “Going Green”?
Girl needs a sandwich.
I got a sprinkler system she can try…
It requires a lot of messing around to get it working right, and is kinda messy…but lots of women like it. I’ve seen a few drink from it as well…Give her my number 555-0yes.
She’s lucky, the wine didn’t watch Evil Dead.
very hot! i’d let her use my machete any time…
Couldn’t they have waited a bit to take this picture? The vines haven’t finished pulling her skirt off yet.
crop the photo, the animal-stained and trash-littered carpet in background is just nasty
I’m feeling a little fern myself.
I wonder what she looks like now that the leaves have fallen, and there’s a bit of nip in the air?
I saw “The Ruins”, now she’s screwed.
Looks like lettuce. I get it! She’s trying to tame a wild bunny…
Evil Dead reenactment: You’re doing it wrong.
Egads!!! I think it’s mistletoe!!!
I wish it had been sprinkled around more evenly like candy-coated girl, but I would have concentrated my kisses on these areas naturally anyhow. ;)
I have a feeling that her rash is not related to the ivy.
heheh- Joe hates “entangle”- way to expose yourself, D&D nerd! ;)
Careful…that looks like penis flytrap.
I guess we’ll have to wait for her vine-ripened tomatoes.
Ten years ago, we’d never have seen pics like this. It’s times like this that I thank God for digital photography.
Hmmm. Her purse doesn’t match her boots or accessories. Or didn’t anyone else notice?
I think we need to change your name now to MrsPkr.
Kinda looks like hippie Princess Leia
There’s a stain on the carpet in the top left of the screen.
Apparently this was some kind of crazy plant-rape.
Oh look, it’s Poison Ivy’s little sister.
ZOMG TENTACLE RAPE!!!
I’d like to check her Olive Garden!
Someone hand me the roundup please.
I hate when they pose upside-down, because you’re there thinking “god she’s hot hot hot HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!” and then you see her face and realize you’re a pedophile.
Jumanji NOOOO!
But how did she react when she realized she purposely wrapped herself in poison ivy?
get rid of it? i WANT vines that trap beautiful women in my house. when you get rid of it can i have it?
Does she go to an Ivy League school?
Wow. Awesome.