Just like Walgreen’s, we here at Hawtness are bringing in the holidays early.
Yours Truly, Joe Hawtness
I wonder if this will be available as one of these Pornaments I’ve been hearing about recently.
Thats awesome…
I wonder what the other one looks like..
I wonder what she has to do to get Rudolph’s nose to light up…
yeah…it’s only rudolph if it lights up…nipple fail!!! haha oh, and while i’m at it…wallpaper fail!!! =)))
No wonder she’s smiling, she finally found a great costume to express the huge nipple!
Now, is it always that size or does it get larger the colder it gets?
Unfortunately the photo was taken when the flashing red light was off.
i don’t know why but i feel like sucking a deer’s nose.
I’d join in her reindeer games.
Christmas is coming early, and so am I.
Rudolph the red nosed nipple, Had a very milky tip, And if you ever squeezed it, It would really start to drip!
All the other nipples Said what the hell are you?! And they laughed at poor old Rudolph in the locker room!
Then one snowy Christmas eve, Santa came to say, Rudolph with your flesh like silk Give my cookies some milk!
When her eyes light up like that it can only mean one thing… Get your pants off real quick and let the magic begin buddy!
what Santa headband?
Oh, to think of the reindeer games that this Rudolph could join in…
Reindeer Games II: Red Light Special
Rudolph, with your nipple so ripe, won’t you let me suck on it tonight?
You basterd. You stole my idea!
Inquiring minds gotta know, does the nose honk when you squeeze it?
this is a WIN
It is a win, but not as much as it is a decorated tit ;-) lol
lol is it a win that i wuz sucking on a lolipop when i saw this? hell yah!
You could even say it glowed!
Where’s the credit for this photo? http://www.flickr.com/photos/willotoons/2079254379/
Now we know why Santa was such a jolly old elf the night before Christmas!
Ol’ Rudolph is going to guide my sleigh right into her foggy night.
That’s my GF. I dunno who took the picture off her Facebook page and posted it here. Anyhow, I’m scared of the dark, so she volunteered to wear a nightlight on her breast. And BTW, she’s a freak in bed.
I know there’s Carla, Martha, Joana, and Roxanne, Tiffany, Amanda, Sandra, and Dianne. But now I know the most famous hooker of all ;)
Got yer nose!
Christmas costume WIN!
She looks extremelly surprised, I wonder what was the photogapher’s costume!
Is the on button easy to reach?
Depends. How long is your Rudy?
I don’t know about you, but if I had a deer protruding out of my breast I would see a doctor.
Merry Boobmas
and rudolph the smallest raindeer of all with a smile and a flash raised my sleigh high into the sky
Rudolf’s nose isn’t that shiny but I’m sure there are many offers to clean him.
if Janet Jackson would’ve pulled this off during that super bowl….
Know what’s kind funny? She looks surprised it popped out. Supposed she just dressed up her nipple for no reason?
…is it sad that I was too busy staring at her deer-boob to notice that that ridiculous contraption on her head is little Santas?
this brought my christmas spirit back
You know, you should probably get that large growth on your nipple checked out.
The fucked up thing here is this chick looks exactly like the older sister of a girl I dated in college.
This is what happens when a sex addict takes arts and crafts
atleast she let rudolph come out and play
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I wonder if this will be available as one of these Pornaments I’ve been hearing about recently.
Thats awesome…
I wonder what the other one looks like..
I wonder what she has to do to get Rudolph’s nose to light up…
yeah…it’s only rudolph if it lights up…nipple fail!!! haha oh, and while i’m at it…wallpaper fail!!! =)))
No wonder she’s smiling, she finally found a great costume to express the huge nipple!
Now, is it always that size or does it get larger the colder it gets?
Unfortunately the photo was taken when the flashing red light was off.
i don’t know why but i feel like sucking a deer’s nose.
I’d join in her reindeer games.
Christmas is coming early, and so am I.
Rudolph the red nosed nipple,
Had a very milky tip,
And if you ever squeezed it,
It would really start to drip!
All the other nipples
Said what the hell are you?!
And they laughed at poor old Rudolph
in the locker room!
Then one snowy Christmas eve,
Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your flesh like silk
Give my cookies some milk!
When her eyes light up like that it can only mean one thing… Get your pants off real quick and let the magic begin buddy!
what Santa headband?
Oh, to think of the reindeer games that this Rudolph could join in…
Reindeer Games II: Red Light Special
Rudolph, with your nipple so ripe, won’t you let me suck on it tonight?
You basterd. You stole my idea!
Inquiring minds gotta know, does the nose honk when you squeeze it?
this is a WIN
It is a win, but not as much as it is a decorated tit ;-) lol
lol is it a win that i wuz sucking on a lolipop when i saw this? hell yah!
You could even say it glowed!
Where’s the credit for this photo? http://www.flickr.com/photos/willotoons/2079254379/
Now we know why Santa was such a jolly old elf the night before Christmas!
Ol’ Rudolph is going to guide my sleigh right into her foggy night.
That’s my GF. I dunno who took the picture off her Facebook page and posted it here. Anyhow, I’m scared of the dark, so she volunteered to wear a nightlight on her breast. And BTW, she’s a freak in bed.
I know there’s Carla, Martha,
Joana, and Roxanne,
Tiffany, Amanda,
Sandra, and Dianne.
But now I know the most famous hooker of all ;)
Got yer nose!
Christmas costume WIN!
She looks extremelly surprised, I wonder what was the photogapher’s costume!
Is the on button easy to reach?
Depends. How long is your Rudy?
I don’t know about you, but if I had a deer protruding out of my breast I would see a doctor.
Merry Boobmas
and rudolph the smallest raindeer of all with a smile and a flash
raised my sleigh high into the sky
Rudolf’s nose isn’t that shiny but I’m sure there are many offers to clean him.
if Janet Jackson would’ve pulled this off during that super bowl….
Know what’s kind funny? She looks surprised it popped out. Supposed she just dressed up her nipple for no reason?
…is it sad that I was too busy staring at her deer-boob to notice that that ridiculous contraption on her head is little Santas?
this brought my christmas spirit back
You know, you should probably get that large growth on your nipple checked out.
The fucked up thing here is this chick looks exactly like the older sister of a girl I dated in college.
This is what happens when a sex addict takes arts and crafts
atleast she let rudolph come out and play