Lego’s Making Some Sexy New Figures
She’d go great in the Lego beach house I just built. I’m recreating season two of the Real World
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
Christine: I can assure you that my hands are perfectly normal.
My boyfriend can assure you that my boobs are perfect.
~Lego Chick
I’m sure most of our visitors would heartily agree with your boyfriend.
-Joe Hawtness
Ah, yes. The Double-Breasted, Five-Fingered Hottie Lego Bird. Rare, indeed!
her hands look deformed
Not deformed, it’s why she’s identified as the Five-Fingered subspecies…
her boobs looks perfect =)
I can assure you that my hands are perfectly normal.
My boyfriend can assure you that my boobs are perfect.
~Lego Chick
i don’t know, i kinda always thought it would look huge in c-shaped plastic hands.
do want
mommy, can I have one of those?
She is probably wearing that because she is a butterface.
Talk about plastic surgery.
If she is a butterface leave the lego head on. Her boobs are perfect.
She looks really bangable like this, I don’t even want to see her without the replacement of the plastic bag (lego head)… c(:
Anyone else here getting mysteriously hungry looking at this? I smell bacon…
Kinda reminds me of Dead Rising, a game in which you can put on what looks like a giant Lego man’s head. Why? I have no clue, which is why this is correctly placed under the subtitle, “The Women of WTF.”
She should really get that checked out by a doctor.
She might give great head, but the 3 fingered handjobs she gives are terrible !
And a new niche porn market is born… Chicks wearing giant lego heads.
I wish I had two more hands for that set of underboobs she has
That’s udderly ridiculous.
Those are called ribs.
No, it’s called “Her bra doesn’t fit”. If she were wearing the right size, her bra wouldn’t cut into her torso like that.
Only if she keeps the lego head on!
But let’s all admit, for a homemade Halloween costume, it’s pretty cool.
Her head looks LEGO, but that chest looks Mega-Blocks.
you know what they say about big boobs and a Lego Head, right?
really i dont know
Who needs breast implants, when you can make them out of lego blocks.
She can get her big plastic-wrapped head on my big latex-wrapped head.
wow, lego just gave me a hard-on!
I guess I’m the only person to wonder what the hell that “Lego” head is made out of?
im not sure how to feel about the fact that i have the answer. i’ve looked for instructions on how to make one before, and hers looks very similar to this idea
http://xenomachina.com/2005/10/howto-lego-minifig-costume.html
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It’s made out of styrofoam. it was once a 2″x4′x8′ sheet designed for outdoor insulation, it was cut into 7 circles, which were glued together and painted.
I should know, I made it.
Photoshopped.
I’d hit it, but only if she left the Lego head on. I mean seriously, how many people can tell their friends they banged Legos over the weekend and have a good story to back it up?
I could click with this chick
Remember the times when we used to masturbate to Lego titties??
you’re on your own there, guy
Can’t say I do.
Eh, you musta masturbated to national geographics too
she got the mouth wrong. should have been the shocked looking head. :o
The lego head doesn’t weird me out at all…I just want to know what the hell this place with a wall of bell peppers is.
damn, times have changed. none of the legos I played with when I was young had boobs like that!! Maybe I’ll buy me a new set . . .
Beats a bag over the head any day
This isn’t lego at all… The guy earlier hit it on the head, this is a reference to dead rising. If it were a lego costume it would be horribly half assed, since she is wearing normal clothes. However, she is actually dressed as a zombie with giant lego hat like in the game, so it’s actually a really clever and cute idea.
Actually, it is an half assed Lego costume, as the ‘Lego’ head you can use in Dead Rising is actually a Servbot head. (http://megaman.wikia.com/wiki/Servbot) Look halfway down the page: They make a cameo appearance in the horror game series “Dead Rising,” another Capcom creation, as an article of clothing; a mask that resembles their heads. The protagonist is capable of wearing it.
Actually you’re both wrong. We went on a drunken california tortilla burrito run on Halloween and I tried Daniel’s Lego head for shits and giggles. I was going for ‘proud’ with my pose and it came out more skanky, ah well. My real hween costume was Leela from Futurama =]
Nothing skanky about it, Christine…. As you should on this site, you look Hawt.
Would love to see the Leela costume, and keep in mind, any of these guys who said anything critical or crude, well, they’re just a bunch of benders.
clean shirt fail…
Does this mean she gots square feet?
finally, female legos without a flat chest.
Lego’s giving me a serious case of Lincoln Log…
I heard about a bajillion people say Dead Rising. Do you know why that helmet was in dead rising? Because it was from Capcom’s other game Mega Man. That is a servbot head.
Thank you Mr Dynamite…now please go back to your D&D.
oh wow look at those breasts :o
Jim?
Joe’s girlfriend. Post-op.
Like… How do you give a blowjob with that thing on? I’m never ever gonna give my girlfriend one of these… EVER!
My Lego-Women weren’t so hawt… Is this the US&A-edition???