Tara: Super 8 motels now offer a “Britney Spears Suite”. Includes cheeto bath, 43 ashtrays and a pair of Uggs. Clippers to shave your head available for an additional fee.
If you do pot, you will bathe in Cheeto’s. If you hang out with women who do pot, they will bathe in Cheeto’s and will possibly ask you to help them get those unreachable spots.
Well, she’s got the soap tray full of them too, but no orange shampoo. What’s she going to do to wash her hair? She obviously hasn’t washed it since she bathed in cherry Kool-Aid.
Super 8 motels now offer a “Britney Spears Suite”. Includes cheeto bath, 43 ashtrays and a pair of Uggs. Clippers to shave your head available for an additional fee.
Just as the radioactive orange powder induces an irrepressible urge to lick it clean, I’m guessing most men will have the same urge when she stands up from the tub.
So I’m kinda curious… is that a tub full of water with a few bags of cheezy poofs floating on top, or a tub full of a bunch of bags of cheezy poofs? The former seems like such a waste, and a horrible mess, but the latter means that *someone* is gonna be sick of cheezy poofs sometime soon.
I suspect they’ve got some gimmick to keep the cheesy poofs level, without spending ~$100 on them to fill a tub with them. Just to the right of the center of the side of the tub closer to the camera, you can see a bit of silvery grey. My theory is that it’s duct-tape, suspending a plastic tarp or something upon which the cheesy poofs are spread.
Tara: Super 8 motels now offer a “Britney Spears Suite”. Includes cheeto bath, 43 ashtrays and a pair of Uggs. Clippers to shave your head available for an additional fee.
Oh, wait!
Let me help you eating all that stuff NOM NOM NOM
C’mon, Joe. Everyone knows you have to suck it off your fingers.
Oddly sexy.
Orange cheeto bath, a new way to achieve that special glow!
There’s medicine for that special “glow,” non? Gives a whole new look to UTI.
If you do pot, you will bathe in Cheeto’s. If you hang out with women who do pot, they will bathe in Cheeto’s and will possibly ask you to help them get those unreachable spots.
I don’t care how or who…I want to know why?
Well i finally understand why it smells like feet or crotch when you open a bag of cheesedoodles……..mystery solved
ARGH! Chipped nails!
I just want to know where I can buy a bathtub worth of Cheeto’s at a reasonable price…
Smoking pot DOES give you the munchies, but this stoner girl should know it doesn’t work through osmosis.
Well, she’s got the soap tray full of them too, but no orange shampoo. What’s she going to do to wash her hair? She obviously hasn’t washed it since she bathed in cherry Kool-Aid.
Chee-toes? Try Chee-body.
Chester Cheetah is proud.
Wish i had a girl that would bathe in Doritos =\
Super 8 motels now offer a “Britney Spears Suite”. Includes cheeto bath, 43 ashtrays and a pair of Uggs. Clippers to shave your head available for an additional fee.
Suicide Girls shouldn’t infringe on Juggalette territory.
This picture is so cheesy.
*ba-dum clash*
Whoa. I’d eat those cheetos.
I can’t help but wonder if the offering of that one cheese puff to the camera is a symbolic gesture to help yourself and dive right in.
No! You can only have the one.
Extra cheese on your taco, ma’am?
The horrifying contents of Chester’s Wet Cheeto-Dreams.
Yeah, but pussy is NOT supposed to be crunchy!
Just as the radioactive orange powder induces an irrepressible urge to lick it clean, I’m guessing most men will have the same urge when she stands up from the tub.
Gee, I thought only Cracker Jacks came with a surprise inside.
So now her vagina will smell extra cheesy.
All I can see is the ugly wig!
Hopefully the cheetos will take the stank off her ‘tang. But I’d say her tain’t is a hopeless cause.
It ain’t easy bein cheesy…
I wanna li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes.
Her next project should be showering in Mountain Dew.
I know! That bathtub will always be orange.
wow, what a fatty.
That’s how I want to die, only with bacon…and no fat chick.
Guess I ain’t the only cat on the block that digs cheetos…
“If you want to make your daddy parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn!” (Sung)
It’s cheaper than a fake tan, and less messy than the old ‘The Who sell out’ album cover.
They spent all that money on snack food for the shoot, but didn’t spring for a $20 manicure?
this is what happens after THE BIGGEST LOSER
What can i say, i love orange residue…
I’d gladly help clean her off…with my tongue.
yes i want some cheesey poofs
So I’m kinda curious… is that a tub full of water with a few bags of cheezy poofs floating on top, or a tub full of a bunch of bags of cheezy poofs? The former seems like such a waste, and a horrible mess, but the latter means that *someone* is gonna be sick of cheezy poofs sometime soon.
Now I’m wondering if there’s actually bath water under there and a few layers of cheese whazzits on top.
That kinda makes me hate this picture less. Like a cheeto bubble bath! ^^
Chester Cheetah: Stealing hearts and virginities one fat girl at a time.
“It Will Take Forever To Wash Off The Orange Residue” – it will take forever, yes. But I’d certainly wouldn’t let her wash it off…
It’s not easy being sleasy…
This has been my avatar for about three years.
“Hell yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!”
Heh – I actually know her! A friend of mine’s old roomate.
I suspect they’ve got some gimmick to keep the cheesy poofs level, without spending ~$100 on them to fill a tub with them. Just to the right of the center of the side of the tub closer to the camera, you can see a bit of silvery grey. My theory is that it’s duct-tape, suspending a plastic tarp or something upon which the cheesy poofs are spread.
Hey i saw where you pulled that cheeto out from. No thank you.
I love the chipped nail polish it just add the touch of class that keeps the whole thing from bring over the top.
is that elena from ace of cakes?! now i can’t watch that show ever again. $hit.
Right-wing bloggers have the CREEPIEST sexual fantasies.
Think cat in the hat. only with an orange ring.
That picture has been around since at least 2004.
SCREW THE GIRL. GIMMIE DEM CHEETOS!
If i may…can i shove my head in the bath ? yes only for the cheetos….whaaat?