@gotcanned
LOL. You have seen naken women before, right? It’s perfectly normal and it’s called the mons pubis. You just don’t normally see it at… this angle.
Gotcanned…
You call that unflattering? Erm….looks ok by me. Only unflattering thing there is that damn ankle tattoo. Drats! And maybe I see one dimple of cellulite in her bottom because of that position, but apart from that, no problems with that mons pubis.
I think she’s Obamas speech writer. She pulls her head out of her a55 just long enough to write, then it’s back in her hole for 6 more weeks of winter.
@gotcanned
Not the curve of her spine, but the fact that her legs are bent back. Most people assume this position is totally about the bending of the spine, but the curve is finished by lowering her legs. If she didn’t, they’d be pointed almost at the ceiling. So, thrusting her pelvis out like that also exposes “such parts” more than normal.
@gotcanned – I see your point. Tomato/bandit mask, not half bad. Just proves once again, no matter how ugly things are – they can always be worse. For example – you could be a bald penis with only one eye. :)
can no one else see how incredibly fake that pic is?? I’d still fuck her, but she might be a little bit in pain/dead if it were in that exact position….
@Name (required) It’s not fake, the model’s name is Zlata and she routinely performs such stunts on her own site. That you don’t know anyone who can do it doesn’t make it impossible.
She’s a ballroom dancer. I know because those shoes are specifically for ballroom/latin dancing. So you guys who think ballroom’s for wimps and gay guys, just think about who those guys hang around with….this chick.
I can’t even think of an appropriate naughty comment to put, there are so many naughty things I could say. Grrr.
Wow I wish I could do her like that!
First !
How much would I have to pay to lure her away from Hef? I could def use a new accountant!
Resume skills:
Typing – check
Answer phones – check
Bend in half backwards – check
If she turns her head a bit more, she can fart in her own face.
She could do a lot more to her face than fart!!!
@brandon
lol
If you’d ask me she broke her back…
@Paddy
she could lick her p*ss*
is it the shape of her um, spine that is making certain parts stick WAY farther out then they should naturally be?
LMAO @ Gotcanned…I was thinking the same thing…big mound to climb
Simply put… from the female perspective… OUCH! But… umm… good for her. She has a talent that’s for sure.
Is this the same woman who was in the heavy machinery picture below?
@gotcanned
LOL. You have seen naken women before, right? It’s perfectly normal and it’s called the mons pubis. You just don’t normally see it at… this angle.
Some typist she is; her fingers are nowhere near home row.
another chick on a computer with her head up her ass
@CA-Chick
well duh since I am one. it just seems that the extreme curve of her back makes that so grotesquely out of shape.
@gotcanned
I was mearly commenting on how unflattering that position is to such parts
“That isn’t necessary, Miss Cheever, you’ve already got the job.”
@Paddy – If she bends her knees, she can come in her own box.
What the heck – I’m a tomato with arms and legs and a bandit mask???
@Badgirl
Hey, I look like a lima bean with a ‘fro or something!
That is kinda hot, but at the same time, Grotesque.
Gotcanned…
You call that unflattering? Erm….looks ok by me. Only unflattering thing there is that damn ankle tattoo. Drats! And maybe I see one dimple of cellulite in her bottom because of that position, but apart from that, no problems with that mons pubis.
Actually, this one looks a lot like me.
LMAO!!!!!
I think she’s Obamas speech writer. She pulls her head out of her a55 just long enough to write, then it’s back in her hole for 6 more weeks of winter.
@gotcanned
Not the curve of her spine, but the fact that her legs are bent back. Most people assume this position is totally about the bending of the spine, but the curve is finished by lowering her legs. If she didn’t, they’d be pointed almost at the ceiling. So, thrusting her pelvis out like that also exposes “such parts” more than normal.
@Woodie
ROFL!!
@Paddy-I was hoping you would like that one, I thought it was one of my best.
You look more like a chile pepper than a lima bean to me tho. Jalapeno.
@Badgirl
OK, cool…I can deal with being a chilli pepper.
I LOVE JALAPENO PEPPERS!
Jalapeno trumps lima bean all day.
@CannedToo
matter of oppinion
@otakuhaku
I see your point
Wow I would do her but she has kind of a dick so yea…. no
@Badgirl
try being a hairy uterus with googly eyes
@gotcanned – I see your point. Tomato/bandit mask, not half bad. Just proves once again, no matter how ugly things are – they can always be worse. For example – you could be a bald penis with only one eye. :)
@Badgirl & @Gotcanned
ROFL! HA!
Pfft, she needs to update her tech.
Wicked !! :))
she looks like shes about 11…
Talk about bending over backwards for a raise! Does the insurance come with a flexible spending account?
so where do you put the penis?
@OPR
Being first Fail?
Holy crap…!
Is she using Windows?!?
I would sneak a whiff while she’s looking at the monitor.
doesn’t anyone else wonder why those shoes with that outfit?
i’d hit it
damn i fuck her from that position
@silly mom Her shoes match her hair, thereby providing vertical symmetry, when she’s standing.
She’s wearing shoes?
I know a hot circus girl who can do that, too!
fastest way to smell your farts
Now I finally figured out how to eat p*ssy without getting neck cramps!
can no one else see how incredibly fake that pic is?? I’d still fuck her, but she might be a little bit in pain/dead if it were in that exact position….
@Name (required) It’s not fake, the model’s name is Zlata and she routinely performs such stunts on her own site. That you don’t know anyone who can do it doesn’t make it impossible.
See when Plan B didn’t work, Hef made her into Plan C
wow, she is very aerodynamic!
FIshtaco: Love it!!!
C: No, you don’t
Shiroi: Nice!!!
I’m going to track down a woman who can do this and marry her.
she could fart on my face ,and then i could fart on her face then she could fart on her own face
Someone said she has talent.
If figuring out that your feet are on the wrong way around I am talented after a 6 pack!
If I asked my receptionist to do that I would be sued. Or wear that, dang even getting my camera out would be an issue. I think I need a new job!
O..M..G.. THATS amazing – she can balance a mouse on her CROTCH!!!
Yeah, I’d hit that.
i always did like keyboarding
So how many WPM can she type in that position? I love a girl who can really bang it out.
i agree with ciggernizzle i wish i could fuck her like that
These comment have me cryin. Did someone already abnormally large pubis?
thats how you become a manager
No one ever interrupts her when she’s typing…they just stand behind her and wait patiently.
Damn! She really needs a chair with Lumbar support…
“Miss Felps, I’m going to have to ask you to take that webcam OFF your office computer.”
omg, that would make it so much easier……….. and, y do, certain parts, stick out? im not disturbed but it realy turns me on :D
She’s a ballroom dancer. I know because those shoes are specifically for ballroom/latin dancing. So you guys who think ballroom’s for wimps and gay guys, just think about who those guys hang around with….this chick.